Patrick: Squidward! Buddy! Where'd you go?
SpongeBob: Squidward! Where are you, friend?
SpongeBob and Patrick stop their arguing as they notice Squidward's gone) Squidward: AAAAH! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME! (He runs away. SpongeBob: ( simultaneously) You're just a backbiting, backstabbing silly blob of. Patrick: ( simultaneously) Oh, yeah?! Well, he was my friend first! SpongeBob: ( pops in through the window) What's the matter, Squidward, ol' buddy? (notices Patrick in the bath-tub) Oh-ho-ho, so this is what I find, huh?! My best friend, and my ex-best friend, and. Squidward: Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on! Patrick: Hey, buddy! I warmed it up for ya! (produces scrubbing brush and soap) Seeing the huge mess he created, Squidward realizes he has to get SpongeBob and Patrick to become friends again (and thus leave him alone). Then SpongeBob appears through the window and he and Patrick begin arguing again, driving Squidward crazy and he flees his house.
Having kicked SpongeBob out of his house, Squidward goes into the bathroom - and screams as he finds Patrick in the bathtub. The portrait of Squidward panicking is also funny as well. SpongeBob: So, uh.I'll see ya tomorrow, Squidward! Call me! Cut to SpongeBob being kicked out of the house.) SpongeBob: (Strumming violently before slamming "bassinet" into floor) And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend STEALER! (Smashes "bassinet") Uh, I can fix this. (SpongeBob slams window in Patrick's face) Patrick: (pops in through window) Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. SpongeBob: (Strumming "bassinet" strings like guitar) Squidward. Squidward grabs the bow off the painting and snaps it in two.) (launches bow into a panicked-looking Squidward portrait. SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the sea. (LOUDLY scrapes bow across "bassinet" strings) SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world. This exchange between SpongeBob and Plankton, who claims that it's his birthday. SpongeBob's Flair Bartending as he prepares a Krabby Patty by throwing the ingredients up in the air, catching them with his pores, taking off his head and shaking it, and then taking out the finished Patty from under Squidward's nose, all while talking in a ridiculous French accent. SpongeBob: This is really your best day ever, isn't it? SpongeBob: Yeah, go by the eye of the tiger, by the eye of the tiger, by the eye of the tiger! Better, better, better! Yeah, yeah, yeah! You've got it now! Patrick: Yeah! You're feeling it, Squid! That's it, all the way! The last 6 miles, make that, Squid! Go, go, go! Patrick: You got what you wanted, Squidward! You can go that distance! Use that net! Patrick: Yeah, you're doing it, Squid! See what you've been missing? SpongeBob: Yeah, you're doing great! Go, Squid, go! ( SpongeBob and Patrick start simultaneously cheering Squidward on as he tries to get away from the Queen Jellyfish.) The extreme Chewing the Scenery from the lifeguard. ripped pants?! (opens the empty box showing his pants and laughs again) (shows his pants and runs in a circle around the snack stand laughing, then gets between two customers) Ripped pants à la mode! (shows his behind again, then goes up to the fry cook with a box) Delivery. SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that? SpongeBob: (to a fish eating a burger) Is that a burger you're eating? 
(Sandy laughsas SpongeBob heads to the snack stand) SpongeBob: No, thanks? I already got one! ( Rimshot) already "split" my pants! Get it? ( Rimshot)
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